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275/365 #tenminutecollage       

Two of the many things I love about #Maryland:

1.  Those gorgeous signs that say “no trucks in left lane”.   IN ALL CAPS.

2.  When you go 15 over, it’s easy to spot the cameras.  AND Even if you miss them, the ticket is only $40-$60.   

Earlier today I bought the title “Super Speeder” for $191 from a GA state patrolman.  

Pause for effect…

I got a brochure.  

I feel like I should get a trophy.  

The officer said (and I’ll never forget this) “according to the state of Georgia, you are considered a “super speeder”.  (I felt it prudent not to say SUPER (with girlish zeal) right then, since everything started going south when we stopped at Ashapoo River SC - (that’s a whole other story)) and I didn’t want to rattle Cory’s nerve any more than I allready had by laughing at everything like a lunatic. (I feel all my parinthesis and grammar went south in that sentance)

Do you know how much those brochures cost?!

I guess I’m paying for the southern charm of officer Brian Barnes (Badge #928) as well.  Bless his little heart, he has a hard job and was gracious enough to bump down my speed to 84 from 86 so I wouldn’t have to pay the extra $200 That #GAstate would send me at a later date.  😳

#super.

I guess it’s GA policy to rob the tourists now?  

KEEP IN MIND!  At this point, it had been raining, heavy, blinding, southern rain.  FOR TWO HOURS delaying our trip by 40 minutes.  And then suddenly the rain turned to a gentle few drops and the road cleared.  
Now, YOU try keeping your speed down in a situation like that!  

Two morals to the story:

1. We shoulda stayed in FL.

2. In the future, drive AROUND Georgia.

P.S. I think I’ll put a note in with the check to GA state suggesting sweetly that they should use this generous donation (Cory would have a lot to say about the use of that word) to build a damn 3rd lane on 95.  We were listening to #thisamericanlife FOR HEAVENS SAKE.  It wasn’t an “accident waiting to happen” situation!

Bloodsuckers.                                        
#collage #collageart #collageaday #collagecollectiveco #georgiastatepolice  #illmissyouHelenGA and #atlanta especially the #highmuseumofart
Oct 1, 2014 / 1 note

275/365 #tenminutecollage

Two of the many things I love about #Maryland:

1. Those gorgeous signs that say “no trucks in left lane”. IN ALL CAPS.

2. When you go 15 over, it’s easy to spot the cameras. AND Even if you miss them, the ticket is only $40-$60.

Earlier today I bought the title “Super Speeder” for $191 from a GA state patrolman.

Pause for effect…

I got a brochure.

I feel like I should get a trophy.

The officer said (and I’ll never forget this) “according to the state of Georgia, you are considered a “super speeder”. (I felt it prudent not to say SUPER (with girlish zeal) right then, since everything started going south when we stopped at Ashapoo River SC - (that’s a whole other story)) and I didn’t want to rattle Cory’s nerve any more than I allready had by laughing at everything like a lunatic. (I feel all my parinthesis and grammar went south in that sentance)

Do you know how much those brochures cost?!

I guess I’m paying for the southern charm of officer Brian Barnes (Badge #928) as well. Bless his little heart, he has a hard job and was gracious enough to bump down my speed to 84 from 86 so I wouldn’t have to pay the extra $200 That #GAstate would send me at a later date. 😳

#super.

I guess it’s GA policy to rob the tourists now?

KEEP IN MIND! At this point, it had been raining, heavy, blinding, southern rain. FOR TWO HOURS delaying our trip by 40 minutes. And then suddenly the rain turned to a gentle few drops and the road cleared.
Now, YOU try keeping your speed down in a situation like that!

Two morals to the story:

1. We shoulda stayed in FL.

2. In the future, drive AROUND Georgia.

P.S. I think I’ll put a note in with the check to GA state suggesting sweetly that they should use this generous donation (Cory would have a lot to say about the use of that word) to build a damn 3rd lane on 95. We were listening to #thisamericanlife FOR HEAVENS SAKE. It wasn’t an “accident waiting to happen” situation!

Bloodsuckers.
#collage #collageart #collageaday #collagecollectiveco #georgiastatepolice #illmissyouHelenGA and #atlanta especially the #highmuseumofart

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